These homebuyer shows just slay me sometime.

I'm looking for an old historic home - something built around the turn of the 20th century, with all that quirky character...

WHAT? What's up with these small bedrooms? The master bedroom closet in my apartment is bigger than that! And no walk-in closet? I can't do without a walk-in closet...my shoes wouldn't even fit in there.

The master bathroom isn't even attached to the master bedroom...and no shower in there, just a tub. It is a lovely old claw foot tub, but I was looking for a shower with steam jets...

Then they go looking for an attached garage, and just carry on something fierce.

I think they pick these shows to broadcast as some sort of revenge of Martha Stewart sort of thing...